Charles Manson Has A Girlfriend Who Wants To Get Married
Further proving that chicks will bang any famous dude they meet, a 25-year old named Star, has moved from Missouri to California to be closer to Charles Manson because she truly believes they will be getting married. Star has been communicating with Manson for six years and runs a website that shares Manson photos, news, and donations for her true love who once commanded other young girls to cut a baby out of actress Sharon Tate (NSFW). In case you haven't done the math yet, Star is 54 years younger than Manson. Via Uproxx:
And Star says she can prove Manson is more devoted to her than any other girl: “I’ll tell you straight up, Charlie and I are going to get married,” she tells us. “When that will be, we don’t know. But I take it very seriously. Charlie is my husband. Charlie told me to tell you this. We haven’t told anybody about that.”
Star says there won’t be any conjugal visits because “California lifers no longer get them.” If they were an option, “we’d be married by now.” (Via Rolling Stone).
And even though Manson will never get out of prison, he's still a dude. What, is Star Mariah? Drive through twice.
Manson, however, seems less convinced the impending nuptials are a reality, “Oh that,” he says. “That’s a bunch of garbage. You know that, man. That’s trash. We’re just playing that for public consumption.”
Hey, ladies. You know that charming, intelligent, hipster who writes songs and plays guitar and makes you think about the world? Say you have plans when he asks you to go to a house in the middle of the night that a guy he knows just moved out of. Trust me on this.