So Tati Neves Actually Is A Hooker
When the Brazilian woman, Tati Neves, posted the video of Justin Bieber sleeping, a lot of people called her a prostitute. Then Justin Bieber's people said she wasn't a prostitute. But as it turns out, women who aren't prostitutes don't pose naked in a magazine where men can order vagina. See the VERY NSFW pics over at Egotastic. They also wrote words which you probably won't read:
Sure, call Internet media the scourge of modern culture, I'll tell you that the good dirt that used to take months to uncover, if not entirely swept under the rug, are now out in the brilliant sunshine within hours, if not minutes. Take for instance Tati Neves, the Brazilian lady of the evening who made herself infamous today by posting a cell phone video she shot of Justin Bieber sleeping after their post-brothel tet-a-tet. Next thing you know we're finding out who Tati is, seeing her bikini photos on Facebook, and in short order, checking out her entirely nekkid form in Private Magazine from Latin America, a gentleman's magazine of the vajayjay order. Now, I don't suspect The Devil's Midget will be getting a tattoo reminder of this particular incident, but I do know that these photos at least put to rest all the 'bet she had a penis' jokes we've been receiving. At least for now. Enjoy.
Oh, well. RIP Tati. Beliebers don't know who you are. They don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you they don't have money. But what they do have are a very particular set of skills; skills they have acquired over Justin's career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you kill yourself go now, that'll be the end of it. They will not look for you, they will not pursue you. But if you don't, they will look for you, they will find you, and they will tweet mean things to you with hashtags and a lot of misspelled words.
pic source = Facebook