Chris Brown Is Going To Rehab For Anger Management
If you're wondering why Chris Brown would voluntarily enter rehab for anger management when he repeatedly says he's all about love and peace, it's because Chris Brown has a really good lawyer who understands his client is a ticking time bomb, and if he can stand up in court and say, "Hey, look! He went to rehab, he obviously wants to change even though he's already done 1,000 hours of community service and that didn't work!" then maybe he can keep Brown out of jail. Good times. TMZ reports:
Sources tell TMZ … Brown's attorney, Mark Geragos, just dropped him off at a facility in Malibu. The move doesn't come a day too soon. We've learned the L.A. County probation department is going full bore in its investigation to determine if Brown violated his probation in the Rihanna case by getting arrested in D.C. over the weekend … after allegedly punching a guy in the nose. Sources tell TMZ, Brown flew to L.A. after getting released from the D.C. jail and met with L.A. County Probation Department officials today. We're told it's likely the Probation Department will determine that Brown violated his probation, and a judge could sentence him to as much as 4 years in prison.
If Brad Pitt hadn't shot John Doe in Se7en, maybe he could help Chris out. But I guess we'll never know, will we? Thanks, Obama.