So, Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have been separated for two months. Maybe I should text her. Tell us more, Orlando Bloom's publicist:
“After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation. Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family.”
Is Orlando Bloom gay? I don't want to start any type of unfounded rumor here, but if you wake up on day and say, "You know what? I don'y want to stick my penis is Miranda Kerr anymore," it gives me pause. If I can be completely honest right now, I'm totally paused. I'm paused. Miranda Kerr could shoot a homeless person in front of me, and I'd be more upset that we might miss our dinner reservation. I made it weeks ago!
Miranda Kerr Orlando Bloom Split
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Miranda Kerr showcases designs by Jets on the catwalk at the David Jones Spring/Summer 2011 season launch
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Miranda Kerr showcases designs by Jets on the catwalk at the David Jones Spring/Summer 2011 season launch
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Miranda Kerr models the $2.5 million dollar bra on the runway during the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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Miranda Kerr models the $2.5 million dollar bra while she walks the runway during the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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Miranda Kerr models the $2.5 million dollar bra on the runway during the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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Model Miranda Kerr arrives at 13th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party
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Model and Reebok Easytone Ambassador Miranda Kerr attends the Reebok EasyTone event
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Model Miranda Kerr showcases designs by Carla Zampatti during the David Jones S/S 2012/13 Season Launch
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Victoria's Secret Angel Miranda Kerr walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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Victoria's Secret Angel Miranda Kerr walks the runway during the 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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