Jamie Dornan Is Your New Christian Grey I Guess

Since Charlie Hunnam pulled out before the script said he had to, Jamie Dornan has now been cast as Christian Grey in the film version of housewife porn, Fifty Shades of Grey. Dornan used to have sex with Keira Knightley in rea life, and now he has to pretend he enjoys having sex with Dakota Johnson. So he must be a really good actor. Variety reports:

Northern Irish actor Jamie Dornan has been tapped to replace Charlie Hunnam as Christian Grey in the Universal and Focus adaptation of “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Dornan plays Sheriff Graham Humbert in ABC series “Once Upon a Time”; he’s also played a serial killer in BBC Two crime drama “The Fall,” and he appeared in Sofia Coppola’s “Marie Antoinette.” The 31-year-old thesp performs in an Irish folk duo and has modeled for Calvin Klein, Christian Dior and Armani. His modeling experience may be useful, as the part will require him to act in explicitly sexual scenes. Dakota Johnson will co-star as Anastasia Steele, with Sam Taylor-Johnson on board to direct.

Based on the pattern here, when Jamie Dornan decides not to do the movie, the next actor's first name will end in "ie" and his last name will end in "nao". Search IMDB at your earliest convenience. Might be Vietnamese.