Kristen Bell And Dax Shepard Finally Got Married
In Friday's "He Outkicked His Coverage News", Dax Shepard actually convinced Kristen Bell to marry him. TMZ reports:
The couple had a no-frills ceremony at the Beverly Hills County Clerk Office. We're told there was a photographer present, and Kristen was crying. According to eye witnesses, Kristen and Dax went to the clerk office just to get their marriage license — but when a court employee offered to marry them on the spot, they agreed … and conducted the ceremony in a nearby courtroom.
I really have nothing bad to say here, because Kristen Bell is adorable and even though he's kinda dorky, Dax Shepard obviously gets her and loves her,. and they genuinely seem to love being around each other. And that's really the only thing women want when you get down to it. That, and shoes. And wine. And cheese. And orgasms. And being told they're pretty. And for you to have a job. And your own place. And for you to like puppies. And they like getting flowers. And surprises. And for you not to be a douche. And orgasms. Did I already say orgams? That's pretty important.