Enjoy Your Next Flight
Planes and the science of flight are awesome, but the downside is that they're usually filled with humans, so based on the percentages alone, at least one is fucking batshit. Like this woman on a flight to Tampa who was running down the aisles asking people to pary for her mother. Once they sat her down and blocked her from the exits, she showed the ONE TRUE GOD THAT HE IS HE SAVIOR. You know, in between telling a guy, "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!". She might be sending some mixed signals here.