Michael Fassbender Is Correct

Michael Fassbender GQ


In the November of GQ, Michael Fassbender talks X-Men, promotes his new movie, The Counselor, and lets everyon know that you can bang any woman you want as long as you're famous or rich. Preferably both. I can barely even believe it!

"You become a lot more successful in terms of, like, talking to a girl," Fassbender tells GQ in its November issue. "She's all of a sudden more interested in me. I know that, like, three years ago, she would've walked away after two sentences left my mouth."…"I remember I was sitting at this table at this thing, and I was talking to this girl. I was like, 'God, I am so boring right now.' But she was like, 'That's so interesting!' I was like, 'You know what? Five years ago, this would not have been interesting.' "

This really wasn't covered in Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, but as any VH1 or Bravo show will tell you, bitches love them some money and some fame. If you're remotely famous or have money, Moses couldn't part the sea of wet vagina you'll have to walk through daily. Ask any 72-year old Russian billionaire. You might have to give him a minute until his 30-year old former supermodel is done blowing him. And that's basically one of the many innate differences between men and women. Kelly Clarkson is very famous and very rich, but if you think I'd give a pep talk to my penis everyday just to get a free trip to the Grammys, then you don't have a penis of your own. Sorry. Having one is pretty awesome!