Kate Winslet Isn’t Taking Her Husband’s Stupid Last Name

Kate Winslet


ALL HAIL THE PATRIARCHY IS DEAD!!!! Or, Kate Winslet's new husband's last name is "Rocknroll" and that's just really dumb. The Telegraph reports:

Winslet, who has previously been married to Jim Threapleton and Sam Mendes, told the Telegraph: “I was never going to change my name to Rocknroll. I’ve never changed my name to anything so I didn’t see a reason to start now. "I quite like Kate Winslet; in fact I think it’s very flashy. I’m proud of my name because I’m one of three girls and we have one boy in our family so essentially the only person who is going to carry the name along is my brother and he doesn’t have any children at the moment.”

Ned Rocknroll is the Head of Marketing Promotion and Astronaut Experience at Virgin Galactic, because you know, his uncle, Richard Branson owns the company. So maybe he should change his name to Ned Branson if he wants Kate to take his last name. "CHA-CHING," Kate Winslet was quoted as saying.