I’m not really into country music, unless I could somehow be in Carrie Underwood, but Vince Gill just got a new fan today after he walked outside the Kauffman Center for the Performing Arts in Kansas City, Mo. to confront the WBC members (“I just came to see what hate looked like.”) who were protesting his concert because Gill committed the unforgivable sin of being divorced and remarried. Getting remarried sounds a lot better than when Fred Phelps used to beat and rape his own children, but I am not one of god’s chosen representatives here on Earth, so I obviously have no idea what I’m talking about. Anyway, Gill confronted the pure souls who were washed clean by the blood of the lamb and wished a motherfucker would have had a sign saying something about his new wife (“Don’t you know you fuckers are lucky that you don’t have a sign that says something about my wife?”). He also said hello to a WBC member he recognized (“I’ve seen you on TV, man. You’re a big dipshit.”). Then he questioned why divorce and remarriage was not as prominent in god’s burn book as tha gayz (“Are any of you guys Phelpses? Or are you guys like the C-team?”). But as usual, you can’t really argue with Christians, because they believe that a small percentage of one religion for one species on one planet in the entire universe and the infinite universes beyond are the petty Santa’s favorite and he has written a book that he allows them to interpret anyway they choose. I don’t know, maybe god needs to subscribe to some mommy blogs or take a parenting class.
[h/t Gawker]
