Simon Cowell Knocked Up This Chick (She’s His Best Friend’s Wife)

Simon Cowell


Damn, son. This is some next level douche. Us Weekly reports:

The notoriously prickly Brit, 53, is expecting a baby with New York socialite Lauren Silverman, multiple sources reveal exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly. "She's around 10 weeks along," the insider shares. And that's only part of the story. Silverman, 36, is technically still married — to Cowell's close friend Andrew Silverman, a real estate mogul in NYC. She plans to leave her estranged husband to be with the father of her child. "Lauren and Andrew have been unhappy in their marriage for some time, and their divorce has been in the works for a while," a source tells Us. "As their marriage deteriorated, she and Simon became close."

Ah, the classic "here's my shoulder to cry on during your time of need and also surprise here's my penis in your vagina" move. Nice one, Simon Cowell. This should be pretty good ratings boost for Nancy Gracce and the eventual Lifetime movie and Investigation Discovery special.