Sydney Leathers Is A Wonderful Human Being

Anthony Weiner


Sydney Leathers, the poor young woman who was a victim of Anthony Weiner's predatory penis, has tried to remain low key while trying to move on with her life but the meHAHAHAHA j/k her dumpy ass has already posed for bikini pics, trolls on sugar daddy websites, has sex for money, hired a publicist, and has already contacted Vivid about doing porn. Oh, and she went on Howard Stern to tell all business.

In a raunchy tell-all interview with Howard Stern, Anthony Weiner's former virtual gal pal Sydney Leathers says the peter-tweeting poll used to call her up to five times a day – and almost every day – to have phone sex. And that still wasn't enough! "He could have 12 girls talking to him, beating off 15 times a day and that wouldn't be enough," Leathers said. "You would think his d–k would hurt by the end of it." Leathers questioned if Weiner's obsession with sex would give him time to govern if he became mayor. "How are you going to be mayor of New York City if you're c—ing five times a day?" she asked. Leathers recalled Weiner as the wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am type, saying he would make small talk but then abruptly told her to take off her clothes off. Weiner really got off when Leathers stroked his ego. "He was just this needy little bitch. He needs his ego stroked, that's the problem," she said. "He had a lot of fantasies – he loved me in heels, pictures in heels. He was really into talking about shower sex to the point where he would have dreams about it and call me the next morning to tell me about it." Afterward, he would awkwardly thank her. "He was like, 'Oh yeah, thank you baby,'" Leathers said. But there was no small talk afterward or virtual coddling. "Conversation over. I came," Leathers said as she play-acted a session for Stern.

Man, stop me if you've heard this one: a woman latches on to a powerful man, then when he tells her it's over, she gets pissed and exploits the relationship for financial gain.  I can't even believe it! It's hard to believe this chick could turn into a evil, opportunistic ho at the dropof a hat. Women never do that. I feel like I don't understand the world anymore. I'm going to go take a walk and look at trees or something.