Kanye West Hates Kris Jenner

Like most years, Kanye West said something stupid on national television in 2010 ("George Bush doesn't care about black people.") and the media backlash came to head when he sat down for an interview with Matt Lauer. Brace yourself: Kanye felt disrespected. Shocking I know. So when Kris Jenner sat down with Matt Lauer and showed him a picture of North West, Kanye sucked his teeth then snapped and said, "no uhuh" probably.  Radar Online reports:

So when girlfriend Kim Kardashian‘s momager promised to show Lauer a picture of her granddaughter, the 36-year-old got very riled up behind-the-scenes, an insider revealed. Kanye became “absolutely apoplectic with anger because he hates Matt,” the source said. “Kanye he felt extremely disrespected and insulted by Matt and the direction the interview took in 2010…He was outraged and disgusted that Kris showed Matt a picture of Nori and he is now refusing to speak to her.” Adding further stress to the pair’s already contentious relationship is Jenner’s ongoing persistence that baby North West make her public debut on her new talk show. During Lauer’s interview with Jenner, he asked, “You’ve got a tool at your disposal and I want to know right now if you are going to use it. Are there plans in the first week of this show to reveal either photos of the new granddaughter North or perhaps a walk on from Kim, Kanye and North?” “Well while that’s ambitious, that would be fun,” she told Lauer. “I think you’re just going to have to wait and see and tune in because I’m not sure exactly what’ s going to happen.”

Seriously though. What was Kanye expecting? Kris Jenner probably wishes Kim got knocked up by Jay-Z so she could have released the ultrasound pics on a Samsung app. Of course Kris Jenner is going to use this baby as a prop. Of course she started counting dollar signs as soon as the thing popped out. Of course she's going to try to get this kid in a bikini as soon as possible. Of course she's going to make an example of one of her Chinse child workers if it doesn't meet their quota of cheetah striped leggings. Of course Bruce Jenner is an emasculated shell of a man who cries himself to sleep at night holding a Wheatie's box. Of course Khloe Kardashian possibly has minotaur DNA. We don't know. Of course Kendall Jenner is goi….wow, sorry. I got a little carried away here.