Chris Brown Probably Assaulted A Woman In A Club

Chris Brown Assault


When you're a famous woman beater with no control over your emotions that cause you to throw tantrums and have violent outbursts at the smallest of slights, it might be best to apologize then maybe send flowers if you bump into someone. You know, just to be safe. TMZ reports:

Chris Brown has been accused of badly injuring a 24-year-old girl inside an Orange County nightclub Saturday night … and the alleged victim says it was so violent she might need surgery. Deanna Gines tells TMZ … she was in the VIP section with Chris at Heat Ultra Lounge in Anaheim — where he had just performed.  When the bar was about to close, she claims Chris shoved her to the ground.  Deanna tells us, the shove was deliberate and she fell hard on her knees. Deanna tells us she filed a police report, and a rep for the Anaheim PD says a female did indeed file a report for assault inside the club, but the rep won't disclose the name. Cops are investigating. Deanna says she went to the hospital and doctors told her she had torn ligaments in her right knee. She's going to see another doc later this week and she says she's already been told she may have to go under the knife.

It wouldn't be much of a stretch to think Chris Brown actually assaulted this chick, just like it wouldn't be much of a stretch tothink some ratchet groupie didn't get the attention she wanted then tripped over her own outrage and screwed up her knee. Neither of these possibilties will make a difference in my life in any way, so I really don't care. Although I do care that I watched Pitch Perfect for the first time this weekend while the NyQuil's warm embrace didn't let me grab the remote. With that said, where can I buy an Alexis Knapp? Willher father take a check? Livestock? This is information that I need to know.