Drake Tried To Get In The Heat Locker Room Last Night, Failed


"We started from the line outside and now we're still here." – Drake


After the Miami Heat won their second NBA title in two years by defeating the San Antonio Spurs last night, Drake thought it would be a good idea to go celebrate in the Heat locker room (probably because he promised himself he'd wouldn't miss this again), but he was denied because he wasn't media. His response? "I am media. I'm Drake." DeGrassi is apparently not great school. But it all turned out okay, because since his eyes are evolutionary miracles that grew on the side of his head, he was able to see around the corner and find a way in without incident.