Miss Utah Crushed It Last Night, You Guys

Let's go ahead get this out of the way, pageants serve no purpose. If you need money to go to college and you have to get in a bikini to do it, just work at Hooters. You'll make more. Any way Miss USA 2013 was last night, and after Miss Utah Marissa Powell starved herself and put vaseline on her teeth and tape on her butt, the world wanted to know what this aspiring model and actress thought about income equality. Her solution? That we need to "create education better". I honestly hope you weren't expecting anything different. The good thing is that she's hot, so she'll never have to worry about why her paycheck is less mine because her future husband will probably have a yacht and hunt endangered species.