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I promised myself that I wouldn't write about another Amanda Bynes story, because just like I wouldn't make fun a retarded kid, I'm not going to rip somebody with obvious, deep mental issues even if she posts topless pics of herself. So with that said, Amanda Bynes' mental issues have now reached Shutter Island levels, because photographer Giovanni Arnold spent a few days inside her house. Or is it a crack den? It's hard to tell at this point. Radar Online reports:

“She probably gets so high that sometimes she won’t even leave her house,” Giovanni said. “Weed was everywhere. On the bed, all over the floor.” Giovanni even alleged that Amanda did cocaine while he was at her pad, but she denied that to the magazine, saying: “They’re the ones into drugs, so they bring drugs, but I don’t do them.” He said she was acting erratic while they were there. “One minute she’s cool and down-to-earth. The next, she’s totally different — indecisive, and she can’t hold a conversation,” Giovanni said. “Mentally, she’s all over the place.” Amanda’s physical appearance was frightening too, according to the report. Her feet were “full of cuts and bruises,” and she was posing seductively on the mattress on the floor showing off her bra.

As a man, the only positive I can take a way from this is that she obviously a damn freak in bed, but as a human, the only positive I see here is the results of a drug test. So instead of calling a magazine and selling your story about a deranged, drug fiend standing on the precipice of insanity, I don't know, how about call a hospital.