Kris Jenner Has A New Talk Show That Nobody Wants To Be On

Since she has a real disconnect from reality, of course Kris Jenner thinks she's Oprah and honestly believes that the sound she hears every time she talks is roaring applause instead the sound of a million eyerolls. So naturally, she thinks she deserves talk show, and since she's wonderful in every possible way, celebrities will fight each other in a pit to have the chance to sit on the couch with her. Except not. Contact Music reports:

Kris jenner is reportedly struggling to find guests for her talk show. The reality TV star will launch 'Kris' in July but so far producers are finding it difficult to attract A List names. A source told the US edition on Star magazine: ''Kris thought Hollywood's biggest names would be lining up to come on her show but they're not even taking her calls, It's gotten so bad that she is relying on her business partner Ryan Seacrest to pull in the celebrities but even he seems to be striking out. Not many stars want to be associated with Kris or her show.''

Man, I really wasn't expecting this. I thought for sure Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence would be the first guests and Adele and Radiohead would be the house band. I mean, who wouldn't want to be involved with a sociopath who attaches dollar amounts to her kids and explosive collars to the Chinese kids in her sweatshop? Jay-Z probably wants to be the first musical guest.