Chris Brown Was In A Plane That Caught On Fire
Yet he still walks among us. Great. You had your chance, God. What's your deal, bro? TMZ reports:
A private jet carrying Chris Brown was forced to make an emergency landing in Burbank yesterday after the cockpit filled with smoke after takeoff … TMZ has learned. We've confirmed … Brown boarded a Gulfstream 3 jet in Burbank and was headed for Teterboro, NJ … so he could attend the Met Gala event. But sources tell us … roughly 7 to 8 minutes into the flight, everyone on board began to notice smoke filling the plane. One source told us, "It was A LOT of smoke … everywhere." The pilot immediately turned the plane around and performed an emergency landing back at Burbank airport. We're told the passengers were scared … but the pilot was cool, calm and collected … and couldn't have handled the situation better.
The pilot should have said the smoke just released a diss track so Chris Brown would try to fight it, but it's hard to prove if smoke is female. Science should look into that.