The White House Doesn’t Care About Tim Tebow



Beacause most Americans are unapologetically stupid and should be cleaved from the herd, it was only a matter of time before one of them PETITIONED THE WHITEHOUSE TO FORCE THE JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS OWNER TO SIGN TIM TEBOW. Since that's idiotic, the petition has removed. But, hey, you can still read it here! Amazing! Sports Yahoo! reports:

Jacksonville Jaguars fans want the team to sign recently released QB Tim Tebow. However, rookie general manager for the Jacksonville Jaguars David Caldwell is blocking this from happening. If the Jaguars sign & START Tebow, home games will be sold out, sales will spike, the team will win and the fans will be happy. Mr. Caldwell is ignoring lots of facts about the misunderstood Tim Tebow while in Denver: Passer rating of 125.6 is highest ever in Broncos postseason history. Most yards per completion (31.6) in NFL playoff history.100.5 QB rating is best ever for a Broncos QB in his first start.Third most passing yards in a game by a Bronco rookie QB. (308, in his 2nd start), First 15+ point comeback in the final 3 minutes of an NFL game since the merger, 7 game winning drives in just 16 games!

I don't understand why Tim Tebow doesn't get that God's plan for him is to play fullback, but apparently he's convinced he's an NFL quarterback even though he can't throw. The CFL even said he's be a backup. The Canadian. Football. League. Wait, is the Jacksonville Jaguars in the CFL? That would make a lot of sense.