Amanda Bynes Is Hearing Voices, Scaring Her Neighbors

Amanda Bynes posing with a fan in NYC


The only left at this point for Amanda Bynes to do is shave her head, hit a stoller with her car, and attack an inanimate object with an umbrella, so until then, she's just wandering around her apartment building seeing ghosts and checking the smoke alarms because they are obviously spreading lies about her. Radar Online reports:

The former Nickelodeon star has been “spotted wondering the halls of her New York City apartment building at all hours of the night. She talks to herself in language that in non-sensical and has been hearing voices. Amanda is also extremely paranoid and thinks there are tracking devices in the smoke alarms in the apartment. She looks completely disheveled and she is scaring some of the other residents in the building with kids,” a source told exclusively. “Amanda’s increasingly disturbing behavior is related to the fact that she smokes pot. It makes her more paranoid and instead of mellowing her out, it does the opposite. Amanda begins talking faster and just can’t seem to sit still,” an insider previously told us.

I honestly can't tell how this story will end, but I assume pictures of Amanda Bynes pulling at the stick collar around her neck while trying to bite a cop will be available for download sometime later this year.