Michael Bay Is Only Good At One Thing. This Is It.


Look, we all hate Michael Bay, and just to let you know that your hatred is warranted and valid, I have a friend who used to date him. And without getting too specific, he's apparently the most horrible person walking the face of th Earth. That being said, DAMN SON. He can kick kittens all day and I'd be okay with it as long as he got to direct every Victoria's Secret commercial until he died. Then we could ressurect him so he could keep directing Victoria's Secret commercials. I'm sorry, my penis was pretty clear about all this.