Well, So Much For Amanda Bynes’ Parents

Hey, remember when we all said that Amanda Bynes' parents should step in and try to blow up the bridge before her train makes it all the way to crazy? Welp. Page Six reports;

I don't speak to my parents anymore, they don't talk to reporters on my behalf. Don't believe anything you read about me unless I tweet it.”

Soo….I guess we just sit back and wait for the police or Batman? Please keep in mind she tweeted this two days after this happened. And that's not even the most insane story of the week. At this point, she'd have to burn down an animal shelter next week to get better press.