Weezy Is Out Of ICU

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After six days in ICU and three stomach pumps later after ingesting to much sizzurp (haha, “sizzurp”), Weezy is now out of ICU and walking around. TMZ reports:

Good news for Lil Wayne — the rapper has finally been moved out of the Intensive Care Unit at Cedars-Sinai hospital in Los Angeles after doctors determined his condition has stabilized … TMZ has learned. Sources close to the rapper tell us … Wayne has been moved into a “regular room” at the hospital and no longer needs intense, round-the-clock treatment after a suspected codeine overdose last week…Now, we’re told the 30-year-old has been walking around the hospital floor on his own –– accompanied by a team of bodyguards. We’re told he’s also eating on his own … and could even be discharged from the hospital in the near future.

Man, what great news. I haven’t been sleeping well the past week, and now I finally feel I can go on with my life now that a rapper who drinks cough syrup to get high is safe and surrounded by bodyguards who keep him protected from everything except childproof bottles.