Kris Jenner Has A Sex Tape. Happy Thursday, Everyone!

Sasquatch 2013: Macklemore

BREAKING: Every Kardashian/Jenner is a ho. National Enquirer reports:

Insiders believe the mas­termind of the Kardashian empire may have been caught on video during the 1980s, when she and her late husband Robert lived a wild lifestyle. And the incredible sex tape could now, after all these years, hit the market because of her huge success and threaten her estimated $75 million fortune. According to one source, Robert told his good friend O.J. Simpson that he overheard Kris telling her girlfriend all about the scandalous tape. “Robert said Kris was talking about how liberating it was to be filmed having sex and how it was a turn-on to watch herself with her lover,” revealed a close source. “She said she felt like a porn star. “When Robert heard that, he confronted Kris. But she laughed it off, telling him she was just kidding around. She said she knew he was there and wanted to teach him a lesson about eavesdropping on her conversa­tions with her girlfriends.“Robert wasn’t sure what to believe, so he told O.J. about it to see what he thought.

Also, you know how Khloe Kardashian-Kong-Odom looks like a fullback? This might explain it.

As The ENQUIRER previously reported, O.J. told pals that he slept with Kris in the mid-1980s during her marriage to Robert and has even joked that Khloe Kardashian is his biological daughter. He also report­edly enjoyed a three-way sex romp with Kris and his then-wife Nicole Brown Simpson. “Back in the day when she was cheating on Robert, Kris was capable of anything,” said a pal.

Kris Jenner forced Kim to make a sex tape so she could become famous, so I hope this story is supposed to make us think that Kris Jenner isn’t actively shopping this tape and won’t get a cut of the distribution. I mean, Kendall Jenner has one more year before she can be turned out and Keeping Up With The Kardashians does need a few more subplots.