Harrison Ford Is Reprising His Role As Han Solo In JJ Abrams’ ‘Star Wars VII’

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According to Latino Review, Harrison Ford will be returning as badass, best friend sister fucker, Han Solo, in JJ Abrams’ Star Wars Episode VII. And according to my pants, my nerd boner just broke off and shot into warp speed and inserted itself into Ashley Greene. Sorry, baby. Wouldn’t it be cool if we had twins though?