John Mayer Says He Was “Just A Jerk” Before Katy Perry

Jimmy Eat World - KROQ Weenie Roast, May 18 2013 (Johnny Firecloud)

“Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Minka Kelly Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, and Katy Perry” will one day be a Jeopardy answer, because John Mayer‘s penis has been roaming Hollywood like a roaring lion seeking to devour vagina since 2002. But he’s changed man now, because I assume Katy Perry has the best boobs out of that list. Us Magazine reports:

“I was just a jerk,” the Born and Raised singer admitted in a sit-down interview with CBS Sunday Morning, set to air on Sunday, Feb. 10. The crooner, who has been happily dating fellow musician Katy Perry since June 2012 — with a brief separation in August — made headlines in 2010 when he referred to his ex Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm” in a Playboy interview. “It’s very liberating when you finally realize it’s impossible to make everyone like you,” he said in the interview. “I wanted everybody to like me. I thought I was one shuck and jive away in every direction.”

I have no idea what those last sentences mean. Stop trying to make a 1977 black man like you, John.