Kris Jenner Had A Psychological Evaluation, You Won’t Be Surprised

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During their divorce proceedings, Kris Jenner and Robert Kardashian both underwent psychological evaluations, and you’ll never guess how Kris Jenner’s turned out. Or maybe you can. If you have a rudimentary knowledge of psychology. inTouch Weekly reports:

In the six-page report, detailed in the new issue of In Touch — on newsstands now — Kris is described as “demanding,” “manipulative,” and having “a Cinderella attitude where situations resulted in everyone living ‘happily ever after.’” Perhaps the most telling part of the evaluation is its description of Kris as “narcissistic… [with] a marked elevation of the narcissistic scale.”…According to the psych report — which also describes Robert as “impulsive when overwhelmed” — Kris believed she was a loving mother to her children. But it notes that “her sense of self is based much more on fantasy than realistic considerations.” Robert also claimed that Kris was “reckless and non-motherly.”

Apparently, Robert Kardashian was fighting death because he knew as soon as he died his daughters would be turned into an Armenian super whore force.

Robert’s widow, Ellen Kardashian, says her husband worried about what would happen to his kids when he wasn’t around anymore. Robert, who died of esophageal cancer in 2003, “knew exactly what was going to happen the second he was gone. He was very sad about that,” she tells In Touch. “He knew that with Kris, everything’s about money.”

It’s really no secret in Hollywood that Kris Jenner actually forced Kim to make a sex tape with Ray-J (coincidentally it was filmed the year Robert Kardashian died), just in case being “the ethnic chick with the big ass in pictures with Paris Hilton” didn’t launch her into pile of fame and money. It didn’t, so they leaked the sex tape and now E! owns their souls. So, congratulations I guess.