I have no idea who Carly Rose Sonenclar is, but apparently she’s some chick who thinks she can sing because America won’t stop until every American has sang at least once on television in a glorified karaoke contest. But in case she wasn’t ruining “How Do I Live?” enough already, LeAnn Rimes joined her on stage so they could sound like two cats fighting in a garbage bag. Mostly because LeAnn Rimes was obviously shitfaced and the fact that Carly Rose Soneclar can’t, you know, sing.
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