The 2013 Golden Globe Nominations Were Announced

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The nominees for the wannabe Oscars were announced today by Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, and that dude from The Hangover. So, here they are with my predictions in bold AND ITALICS. Feel free to call me stupid in the comments over this completely subjective list.

Best Picture, Drama


Django Unchained

Life of Pi


Zero Dark Thirty

Best Picture, Musical or Comedy

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

Les Miserables

Moonrise Kindgom

Salmon Fishing in the Yemen

Silver Linings Playbook

Best Director

Ben Affleck, Argo

Kathryn Bigelow, Zero Dark Thirty

Ang Lee, Life of Pi

Steven Spielberg, Lincoln

Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained

Best Actor, Musical or Comedy

Jack Black, Bernie

Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook

Hugh Jackman, Les Miserables

Ewan McGregor, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen

Bill Murray, Hyde Park on Hudson

Best Actress, Musical or Comedy

Emily Blunt, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen

Judi Dench, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook

Maggie Smith, Quartet

Meryl Streep, Hope Springs

Best Actress, Drama

Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty

Marion Cotillard, Rust and Bone

Helen Mirren, Hitchcock

Naomi Watts, The Impossible

Rachel Weisz, The Deep Blue Sea

Best Actor, Drama

Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln

Richard Gere, Arbitrage

John Hawkes, The Sessions

Joaquin Phoenix, The Master

Denzel Washington, Flight

Best Supporting Actress

Amy Adams, The Master

Sally Field, Lincoln

Anne Hathaway, Les Miserables

Helen Hunt, The Sessions

Nicole Kidman, The Paperboy

Best Supporting Actor

Alan Arkin, Argo

Leonardo DiCaprio, Django Unchained

Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master

Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln

Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained

Best Screenplay

Mark Boal, Zero Dark Thirty

Tony Kushner, Lincoln

David O. Russell, Silver Linings Playbook

Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained

Chris Terrio, Argo

Best Television Comedy or Musical

The Big Bang Theory



Modern Family


None Of The Above Because They All Suck

Best Actress, Television Drama

Connie Briton, Nashville

Glenn Close, Damages

Claire Danes, Homeland

Michelle Dockery, Downton Abbey

Juliana Margulies, The Good Wife

Best TV Drama

Breaking Bad

Boardwalk Empire

Downton Abbey


The Newsroom

Best Actor, Television Drama

Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad

Jon Hamm, Mad Men

Damien Lewis, Homeland

Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire

Jeff Daniels, The Newsroom

Best Actor, Television Comedy or Musical

Don Cheadle, House of Lies

Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock

Louis C.K., Louie

Matt LeBlanc, Episodes

Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory

Best Actress, Television Comedy or Musical

Zooey Deschanel, New Girl

Julia-Louis Dreyfus, Veep

Lena Dunham, Girls

Tina Fey, 30 Rock

Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation