Michael Jackson’s Dad Had A Stroke

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Joe Jackson, the father of a lot of Jacksons and the inspiration to the hundreds of moms on Toddlers & Tiaras, suffered a stroke yesterday. TMZ reports:

Joe Jackson has suffered a stroke — and is currently being treated at a hospital. A source close to the family tells TMZ, Michael Jackson’s father suffered a “mini-stroke” last night. He was transported to a hospital, where he’s still being treated. Details surrounding the medical emergency are unclear, as well as how serious the actual stroke was.

Based on every TV movie I’ve seen, all I really know about Joe Jackson wasn’t really a nice guy and had an afro for the majority of his life. Maybe I shouldn’t be allowed to write his obituary.

Now some mandatory Michael Jackson to start your morning. I still probably wouldn’t let his ghost around kids, but just enjoy yourself.