Diane Sawyer Was Just Really “Tired” Last Night

During ABC’s coverage of the election last night, Diane Sawyer sounded like she snorted Xanax and got a blood transfusion with red wine, but don’t worry, she was just tired. Radar Online reports:

Of course, Sawyer’s broadcast Tuesday set Twitter abuzz, as many celebs took notice the 66-year-old news veteran seemed to be feeling no pain. “I’ll have what Diane Sawyer is having,” singer Josh Groban tweeted. The Real Housewives of New Jersey personality Albie Manzo tweeted, “Diane Sawyer is waaaaaaassted right now,” while Dina Manzo tweeted, “I want whatever Diane Sawyer is taking or drinking tonight.” “Seriously, one of Diane Sawyer’s eyes is closed,” their co-star Greg Bennett wrote, while the band They Might Be Giants added, “And Diane Sawyer declares tonight’s winner is… chardonnay!” The New York Times’ Brian Stelter defended Sawyer, saying an “alternative theory” to her off-night is that “she gets this way when she’s really tired.”

I don’t what Diane Sawyer is doing today, but I assume she woke up in the bathtub with one high heel on and bag of Burger King.