Barack Obama And Nate Silver Won Last Night
After winning the popular vote and the electoral vote without the majority of the white male vote, President Barack Obama was elected to a second term last night. Mostly because he know Latinos aren’t going anywhere and that you shouldn’t disrespect a vagina unless it specifically asks you to. And he didn’t campaign in counties where truck stops are polling stations. So to all my white friends, stay calm. When they come to round you up, just say you know me.