Harrison Ford Wants To Play Han Solo Again

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With Disney planning three more Star Wars movies after they bought Lucasfilm for $4B dollars, there have been a tom of rumors about the original cast possibly coming back for cameos. Harrison Ford wants to come back, only to give Han Solo a proper death. Inside Movies reports:

“Harrison is open to the idea of doing the movie and he’s upbeat about it, all three of them are,” said one highly placed source, referring to Ford, Mark Hamill, and Carrie Fisher, the trio that made a hyper-speed jump to global fame on May 25, 1977, the opening night for George Lucas’s original Star Wars film. ….The actor, now 70, is plenty proud of Indy, Jack Ryan, John Book, and Dr. Richard Kimble but in the past he didn’t disguise his disdain for Solo. “As a character he was not so interesting to me,” the frosty Ford explained in an ABC interview in 2010. The slippery Corellian pilot’s great talent is keeping himself alive, a skill that apparently extended beyond the screen. Solo’s death scene in early outlines for Episode VI: Return of the Jedi was scrapped, according to Ford and others, because the character was a top seller as an action figure. As Ford told ABC in the same interview: “I thought he should have died in the last one to give it some bottom…George didn’t think there was any future in dead Han toys.”

I don’t know if you could hear it or not, but my nerd boner just threw my desk across the room. With a lot force. Haha, get it?! I said “force”. Because the force is what the Jedi use and I can control my penis with my mind so it’s like when a Jedi moves things with his mind and my penis is like that and OH NEVERMIND!