So…Here’s A Justin Bieber Sex Doll

9. LB Aundray Bruce (Falcons) No. 1 pick of 1988 NFL Draft

It get worse. Here’s the product description:

“Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women — he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ p***ks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!”

I don’t know if you could tell who they were marketing this abomination to or not, but if you’re thinking about ordering one, you might want to hurry up. Perez Hilton just ordered 200.