Here’s Donald Trump’s “Major Announcement”

Last week, Donald Trump said he had a “major announcement” that would “change the face of the election”. So if you were expecting (and I know you were) something that would cost Barack Obama the election, I’m sorry to disappoint you. Mostly because Trump is an idiot. The not-so-subtle racism and expertly crafted built in argument if Obama refuses (“HE HATES CHARITIES!!” “SO HE DOESN’T WANT TO REDISTRIBUTE NOW, HUH?!”) is almost as funny as whatever gave its life so Trump could have hair. Because who would turn down $5M for cancer if he didn’t have something to hide, right? That would make sense if everyone was Republican and only saw things as a balance sheet. I guess charity is only fulfilling when you can use that money to buy a black man to help stop cancer instead.