Khloe Kardashian Is The New Co-Host Of X Factor

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Because she’s spent years performing staged drama to mindless lemmings who believe anything that people on television tell them, Khloe Kardashian has been named the new co-host of X Factor.

E! Online reports:

Khloé has long been rumored as a front-runner for half of the planned male-female hosting tag team, and E! News confirms that, beginning in November, the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star will share onscreen duties with a yet-to-be-named partner. While the season kicked off Sept. 12, the first batch of episodes have been, as always, comprised of pretaped auditions, giving producers leeway in the timing of hiring their hosts. Khloé and her partner will replace last season’s outgoing host Steve Jones, and while we have a feeling she’s going to be pretty great in her new role, we know just the man Khloé can turn to for some valuable pointers should the need arise.

Wait, Khloe is only half of the “planned male-female hosting tag team”? Not to tell the producers how to do their job, but they should really be more specific.