Chris Brown Now Wants To Get Back Together With Karrueche Tran

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Lat week, Chris Brown released a statement saying that he was single although he went to a Jay-Z concert with Rihanna and banged her in a club bathroom. He also made a video after he got drunk to say he was in love with two women (Rihanna and Karrueche Tran). And since Chris Brown is a bitch, it’s now being reported that he’s calling and texting Karrueche Tran begging her to take him back. Page Six reports:

“Chris has been in constant communication with Karrueche ever since she dumped him,” a source told the gossip site. “She ended it with Chris because he was just blatantly flaunting his dalliances with Rihanna, but now he’s telling how sorry he is, and how much he loves her.” The source continued: “She is just too hurt to even go there at this point. Karrueche just wants a break from all of this drama, and she knows that Chris wants whatever he can’t have. Karrueche thinks Chris has a lot of maturing he needs to do, and she can’t trust him.”

I really have nothing to add to this story other than the fact that “Karrueche Tran” sounds like a Japanese girl with a machine gun arm who fights robots. Karrueche Tran. Say it with me. Karrueche Tran.