Madonna Is Sure To Win Barack Obama The Election

You’d have to make a few trips around the world to find someone with their head farther up their own ass than Madonna, so of course during the Washington, D.C. stop of her MDNA Tour last night, Madonna decided to ramble like old, rich white women do about politics. After talking about Abraham Lincoln and how all black people are assassinated, Madonna said this (1:47 mark).

“Y’all better vote for fucking Obama, OK? For better or for worse, all right? We have a black Muslim in the White House. Now that’s some amazing shit. It means there is hope in this country. And Obama is fighting for gay rights, so support the man, goddamnit.”

I think that pretty much sealed. Romney thought Obama’s lead was big before, haha well hold on to your fucking hat, Mitt! I think South Carolina and Mississippi are blue states now.