Amanda Bynes Is Completely Insane
I really don’t need to tell anyone that Amanda Bynes is on a downward spiral of crazy and will soon be putting dead birds in mailboxes so she can mail them to heaven or whatever people do when they’re batshit, because here’s what she did Tuesday night. TMZ reports:
Gym sources tell us, Amanda was attending a 50-minute spin class at Equinox when she suddenly stopped participating in the class and aimlessly walked around looking to switch bikes. Once Amanda found a replacement — closer to the room’s giant mirror — we’re told Amanda started cycling again, but removed her top, revealing a “tiny black strapless push up bra … not a sports bra.” Roughly 25 minutes into the class, we’re told Amanda stopped cycling again — this time to pick up her Louis Vuitton purse … and reapply her makeup. According to sources, the actress was doing her makeup — lipstick, eyeliner, the whole shebang — for ten full minutes before the instructor grew furious and told her to get out, claiming he couldn’t BELIEVE someone was doing makeup in the middle of his spin class
Seriously, is anybody else scared? At this point, even the citizens of Gotham are getting a little nervous.