Usher’s Stepson Is Brain Dead

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Kyle Glover, the son of Usher’s crazy, estranged wife, Tameka Johnson, was on a inner tube in Atlanta’s Lake Lanier on Friday when he was hit in the head by a jet ski. Apparently that doesn’t give you superpowers or make you a psychic. TMZ reports:

Usher’s 11-year-old stepson has been declared brain dead by doctors following the accident Friday when he was struck by a jet ski … TMZ has learned. According to our sources, Kyle has not experienced any brain activity since he was admitted to the hospital. We’re told there has been no decision yet as to whether or not to take him off life support. Our sources say Usher arrived at the hospital last night and Tameka has not left the hospital since she got there. As TMZ first reported, Kyle was struck in the head by passing jet ski while riding on an inner tube on Lake Lanier in Atlanta, GA.

I mean, this sucks, but just like white people always end up missing because they fell down a cave or died from hypothermia because they tried to climb a mountain, black people should really stop going near bodies of water. Nothing good ever comes from that. Even when they made it across a large body of water safely, they had to work off the free cruise for a while.