Justin Bieber is a Killing Machine

This would be one of the funniest things ever if it wasn’t almost tragic. Bieber-fever has officially reached dangerous proportions.

TMZ reports:

Oslo’s mayor has launched an investigation into yesterday’s near-catastrophic Justin Bieber concert in Norway — after 49 teenage girls were injured in the fandemonium … and 14 were taken by ambulance for emergency care. TMZ broke the story … Oslo police nearly declared a state of emergency as tens of thousands of teenage Bieber fans descended on the city, mobbing the streets. Mayor Stang said it got so bad … he had to hide behind a tree at one point to avoid getting trampled. Some people even tried to use inflatable rafts to reach the stage.

Oh God look at the gloves. He thinks he’s Michael Jackson. This effeminate looking child star with a high voice wants to be the next King of Pop. And young children want to be near him to the point that they almost kill each other. I’m not saying Bieber is a pedophile, I’m just saying the option is there. This explains why Michael had to die just as Justin was getting really popular. There can be only one.