I can’t help it. I love Tracy Morgan. Every time he opens his mouth it’s just insane ramblings, but he’s fucking hilarious. Like last night on Conan. I don’t want to give anything away, but Charlton Heston. But since we’re talking, could you please ask your mom to stop texting me? What’s her deal, man?
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