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The full trailer for The Dark Knight Rises was the best thing about going to see The Avengers, and this point, everybody should collectively give Christopher Nolan a blowjob of appreciation. This shit is going to be epic. Oh, and here’s the new poster. I’m not sure if can you tell by the words or the actual fire rising that a fire will rise or not. And the Dark Knight is also rising at some point. We don’t know. It doesn’t show it on the poster. So basically, there’s a lot of things rising in this movie. Maybe they should have just put Batman on the poster in a hot air balloon so they could rise at the same time and all this wouldn’t be so confusing.
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