Matthew Fox Got Arrested For The Second Time In A Year
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Last August, Lost star Matthew Fox was arrested for…wait for it…punching a woman in the vagina. This weekend, Fox was arrested again for driving under the influence after he was pulled at 3am going to get some Taco Bell. Drunk? I would have guessed high as giraffe’s pussy. Radar Online reports:
Former Lost star Matthew Fox was arrested on suspicion of DUI in the early hours of Friday morning, RadarOnline.com has confirmed. The 41-year-old actor was taken into custody by police in Bend, Oregon, at 3:23 a.m. on suspicion of driving under the influence while heading to a fast food restaurant for a late night snack.
I really have nothing to add to this story except for the fact that Matthew Fox is who I had in mind for the main character for this script I’m working on right now. But it turns out instead of dying the way I have written him to, he’ll be found parked up a light pole and his last monologue will be ordering something off the $1 menu.