Amanda Bynes Hit Another Car And Drove Off Again

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Less than a month after the she sideswiped a LAPD patrol car and fled the scene then was subsequently arrested for being a drunk bitch, Amanda Bynes still has a license and is free to swerve and flee as she pleases. Radar Online reports:

“The LAPD responded to a 911 call from a driver claiming they had been hit by another car,” LAPD officer Gregory Baek told “However Ms. Bynes did not know of any collision and had continued driving.” The driver followed Amanda to a gas station where police arrived to the scene. “The LAPD West Traffic Division responded and took a report,” said Baek. “However there were no injuries and only minor damage to the vehicle. No arrests were made and there was no indication she was under the influence. “There will be no further investigation.”

Soo…Amanda hits another car, the driver follows her and calls the police, but since Amanda doesn’t remember and the car had only minor damage (still damage, btw), the cops just call it a day? Like, are the police in L.A. even real? I get the feeling if you stop one and take off their uniform you’d see five penguins standing on top of each other and the one on top is wearing a fake mustache then they’d run and jump in the sewer because I assume the penguins would do that. Sorry, I’m not really an expert on penguins.