Amanda Bynes Doesn’t Drink, Everybody. Except She Does. A Lot.

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Last Thursday, Amanda Bynes left L.A.’s Greystone Manor Supperclub and plowed into a cop car because she was drunk. She was held overnight at West Hollywood Sheriff’s department (you know, standard procedure for alcohol related offenses), but don’t worry everyone. Amanda Bynes has never touched alcohol according to her sad, pitiful, oblivious dad. People reports:

Amanda Bynes’s dad is standing by his daughter, following her DUI arrest on Friday. “She was not drunk,” Rick Bynes tells PEOPLE. “I was told that she blew a zero on the Breathalyzer. She didn’t have a single drink that night. My daughter doesn’t drink.” Rick Bynes claims the the cop who arrested Amanda, 26, was at fault for pulling out in front of the actress as she was turning at the West Hollywood intersection where she was cited. Rick adamantly says his daughter was not impaired, explaining that she was arrested because “she was upset and very emotional.”

Because I live a block away from Glenwood South, I can tell you with certainty that every time you see a chick in a cocktail dress being “upset and emotional”, it’s because she’s drunk. I hope that clears this up. Anyway, she doesn’t drink, so I guess that’s why she celebrated her DUI by getting drunk at a bar THE DAY AFTER HER ARREST. Radar Online reports:

Amanda Bynes walked out of jail a free woman on Friday after being arrested for a DUI, but she decided to continue the party over the weekend. The 26-year-old actress was popped by the WeHo police Friday morning, but just one day later an eyewitness exclusively told that they spotted her looking “tipsy” at a local bar. “All her friends looked like they were drunk and she looked tipsy,” the source said about seeing her at the Rock and Reilly’s Irish Pub on Saturday night.

Seriously, has any actress in recent memory hit the wall harder and faster than Amanda Bynes? I mean, goddamn. Dale Earnhardt doesn’t even understand this.

Videos of Amanda stumbling out of clubs piss drunk then driving. Enjoy!: