Mark Wahlberg Is Still Protecting The Citizens Of Miami

“There’s criminal activity going on down the street? Not after I get an all-over face application and blending for a sheer, flawless finish I can guarantee you that.

Here’s more pictures of Mark Wahlberg on the set of Michael Bay’s Pain And Gain, causing the Miami weather center to issue a severe douche warning as Wahlberg and Bay have created a mesocyclone of douche which may cause a douche supercell the likes of which Miami has never seen (except maybe in South Beach). We ask that you stay inside and stay tuned to IDLYITW for further updates on this breaking story.