Paris Fashion Week Looks Great

Sarah Jessica Parker is quite possibly the ugliest woman who has ever lived, but she has somehow become a fashion icon because HBO’s wardrobe department handed her clothes to put on for six years. So here she is at the Louis Vuitton Show in Paris apparently to make everybody in the audience feel better about themselves. Christ, she’s hideous. She’s like some witch who tricked homely girls across America into thinking that they could come to NYC and be fashionistas and that some rich guy would marry them, except they’ve all been there for ten years now and they still live in a five floor walk up with six roommates who all have paralegal or hostess jobs and massive debt but at least they have a bunch of high heels and other shit they can’t afford because some ugly make believe bitch on television told them that oh whatever I’m done this is taking way too long. You get my point.