Katie Clearly Is New Here

According to Google, Katie Clearly was born in Chicago and as an only child dreamed of becoming an actress in Hollywood. She apparently can’t act, so she took her clothes and looked in the mirror then decided to be a contestant on America’s Top Model and open briefcases on Deal or No Deal instead. So here she is in Malibu yesterday for what I assume isn’t an audition. I found the address and sent over some truffles and a copy of “What To Expect When You’re Expecting” because it should be obvious by the banner picture that I’m in love.